Last updated: Today (We're in Beta)
By using Roast My Site, you agree to get your website brutally roasted. We don't hold back. If you can't handle criticism, this isn't for you. Seriously.
We analyze websites and provide harsh but constructive feedback. Our roasts are based on:
Free Roast: You get what you pay for - a quick, savage roast with basic insights.
Paid Analysis ($10): Detailed 50-point analysis with actionable fixes. Still brutal, but more helpful.
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS". We're not responsible if:
The roasts we generate are yours to share, frame, or cry over. We might use anonymized data to improve our roasting algorithms, but we'll never share your specific site's roast without permission.
If you paid $10 and got a detailed analysis, no refunds. You asked for the truth, we delivered. If there's a technical issue and you didn't receive your report, email us and we'll fix it.
See our Privacy Policy. TL;DR: We don't care about your personal data, we just want to roast websites.
We might update these terms. If we do, we'll make them funnier. Major changes will be announced.
Got issues? Email: roast@yoursite.com
Want to complain about your roast? Email: /dev/null
This is a BETA service. Things might break. Roasts might be too savage. Features might change. If you find bugs, tell us and we'll give you a free detailed report.
These terms are governed by the laws of the Internet and common sense. Disputes will be settled by who has the better website.
By using this service, you acknowledge that your website probably needs work and you're ready to hear about it.